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February 20, 2010

Kristen's Desparate Attempt to Stardom

By: Baya Nikolas
There's been plenty of speculation of lottery winner Devie44, who's known for her connections with the elite.

Close "friends" of Kristen have come forward recently stating that Kristen has been paying bribes and blackmailing elites to take her to the top of stardom. "She pays elites large sums of money or blackmails them so she can become famous" said one of her well known friends. Another elite friend said, "Kristen will do anything to be an elite, she'll even stab you in the back to get to the top."

It's also been discovered that Kristen was once a boy named Chris. That after winning the lottery 8 years ago, the first thing Chris did was go through a complete gender-change. Kristen then cut off all connections to her old friends and family and then moved to Stardoll to become famous.

5 comments:

Debbie said...

elite news is lame. get a new hobby.

Applead said...

100% True

RedMilkshake said...
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RedMilkshake said...

I wouldnt trust Kristen in a million years. She scams too much...

Rachweee123 said...

ROFLMFAO!