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Showing posts with label Wacky But True. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wacky But True. Show all posts

March 20, 2010

Stalker On The Loose!!

By: Baya Nikolas
.SAMtheMAN.
filed a restraining order against Style_Rave today!

Sam claims that Chloe has been stalking, harassing, and has been trying to attack him and his pregnant girlfriend Beverlyhillshei for the past couple of weeks!

Sam & Ashley are afraid for their lives, because Chloe has been sending letters to their home which go on about her and Sam's "future together" and she's also been sending Ashely gifts that contain bloody knives and baby dolls with a rope tied around their neck! Chloe has even gone out to the media claiming that she and Sam have been together since February and claims she and Sam are getting married!!

But Sam's rep said that "Chloe is completely delusional. Chloe's statements are completely false and purely outrages! Sam is engaged to Ashely and they're both expecting a child together very soon. Sam wishes Chloe get's the help she needs and leaves him and Ashely alone."

Chloe also thinks she and Style_Magazine are BFFs! How much delusional can she get?

February 24, 2010

Kasia off to the Loony Bin?

By: Baya Nikolas
An ambulance was called to UndamyUmbrella's townhouse last night. Onlookers say Kasia was seen strapped down onto a stretcher and was yelling crazy phrases like "their out to get me", "their all obsessed with me", "your all pathetic losers", "my cats are the only ones who understand me!"

Ever since the former model loss her contract with Covergirl for her drug use, Kasia has been seen losing her mind with crazy antics in the city.

It's being reported that after last night, Kasia was sent to a rehab facility for the mentally ill to get things back into prospective and to stop her drug use.

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February 19, 2010

Boob Job or Push Up?

By: Danpuffs

Elite News was left shocked today to see Eternity editor in cheif Writemarycat out shopping with her mysterious male companion, not because we were unaware of her new man - but because Mary seems to have undergone a 'transformation'!

As our exclusive shot shows, Mary pictured yesterday looks drastically different to the pictures taken of her in 2008 attending the Premier of PerezStarGossip: The Musical.

Elite News contacted Mary's publicist and they had this to say;

'Ms. Walkerson has not had any cosmetic surgery, her visibly larger breasts are from a push up bra which is yet to be released onto the market, her short stay in hospital earlier this month was from a fall she took whilst saving a kitten from drowning, anyone who says different is a dirty liar and will be shot'.

What do our readers think?

January 21, 2010

Dan get's attacked!

By: Baya NikolasDanpuffs was hosiptalized earlier this morning after his bulldog attacked him while he was sleeping. Doctors say that he has server wounds to the face and is currently going under massive reconstruction surgery on his face.

Story developing......

January 10, 2010

Rare Sighting!

By: Slaggot
Stardoll’s most famous socially-awkward recluse, otherwise known as Undamyumbrellla, was seen in a rare public appearance purchasing yarn.

Many will remember Kasia from attempting to patent the stick, or as she called it, “a dog toy made of a wood or wood composite substance”. After becoming the laughingstock of Stardoll, she turned to a doomed life of being a cat-lady (since she could no longer stand to look at dogs).

It has been said that she is now collecting cats and has a 'collection' with over 732048 cats - one that is growing everyday.

When approached and asked what the yarn was for, she muttered something about telephones and Kraft Dinner for her cats in what appeared to be a code language.

Translators throughout the globe are trying to work on cracking this code but no success has been had thus far.

After she bought the yarn, she disappeared back into the walls of the Starplaza, which is where she has been residing as of late.