Vaisa MIA

We all know her as the outgoing type, but social butterfly Vasia28 has been caught in public with her, erm, parts out. Top and bottom (we blurred her bottom half out though).

In recent weeks we have seen Vasia with scratch marks all over her body, so maybe drugs have gotten to her? When we caught up with her we questioned her, but instead of answering us, she pulled down the straps of her bodysuit, exposing her tits and yelled out "I'm a FREE bitch!" She started to run off into the sunset, but as we chased her we soon lost her. The weird thing is we chased her with a car?

Later, as I tuned into Elite Network's latest show "Pant's Down", I saw a group of girls playing Strip Poker. I tried to change the channel, but the remote went flat, and I am pregnant and was home alone, and we all know how hard it is to get off the sofa with a rodent inside you. So I settled watching the show and surprise, surprise, I saw Vasia. Well, the bust of her. How I know it was her? Nobody has nipples that big but her.

I phoned the network and asked where she was, they told us that she walked out when she realized that the camera wasn't a mirror and the camera man wasn't a mirror man.

Please, if you have seen a nude belle running around with mouth-sized nipples, please contact us by calling

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We will keep you updated.

Mel rejects VQ magazine!

Rumors were going around that supermodel Bluegreen86 would be on the cover of the Christmas issue of men's magazine VQ!

We all know what a classy woman Mel is and she wouldn't get her knockers out despite her controversial Eternity cover/editorial but Mel made it official yesterday in an interview with "IT'S FASHION TV" stating she 'isn't that type of girl' and she wouldn't do anything like that she said 'over my dead body would I do something like that' when the interviewer xLou26 mentioned that Mel's idol, Beyoncé had done German VQ just 4 months ago she said she had nothing else to say and left the interview. Diva fit? We'd think so!

It's for a good cause!

Allure magazine owner Conii987 and Fifibannana held a little charity concert down at the Wilson Islands owned by Beverlyhillshei's father. It's been a month since Fifi's pregnancy scandal but funnily enough to get over it pretty easily, oh well. Weeks after the incident Fifi started promoting a charity concert she was holding in aid of blind children suffering of starvation, this event was full of sweaty people with their arms in the air with their sunglasses in hand...delightfull eh?But something far bigger than Vasia28's bad singing headlined the show, at the end Fifi and Conii both got up on stage and took their top off literally getting the knockers out, GET SOME OF THAT! Never knew getting your boobs out was something suitable for charity but everyone has their own opinions! Now dish out yours down below by commenting!

Linda's Playboy Shoot Sneak Peak

By: Baya Nikolas

We received a exclusive sneak peak of reality superstar Elite-girl's upcoming Playboy cover photoshoot spread it's June issue.

Linda's boyfriend Ddlm11 set up her Playboy debut. So he must be fine with Linda's nude body being seen by many men around the world.

Mary with a Vengeance?

By: Baya Nikolas
Writemarycat has been on a small getaway at Fiji since this weekend. She tweeted this picture of herself on set for a naked photo-shoot spread for Playboy today.

Onlookers have reported seeing Mary hugging and kissing a new man, but our sources say this might be a set up, just to get her recent ex-fiance MadWorld jealous!

This is the 5th time they've broken up and some are wondering if Mary will do something stupid again. "Every time they breakup Mary get's into trouble and acts careless. When they broke up last year she got a DUI. She's loss without him. I'm afraid this time around Chad won't take her back at all" said a close friend of Mary.

Style's Playboy deal.

It sure looks like Style_Magazine might finally have some cash flowing in her bank account again.

It has just been announced that Style has accepted a $2 million offer to appear in Playboy fully nude for it's upcoming issue and has also signed a 1 year contract to work under management with the magazine.