What Was She Thinking?

Social Elite, Poohg_113 (Mandy,) has been photographed coming from the plastic surgeon recently. Insiders say her boyfriend dumped her for a mystery girl. The source claims that her boyfriend likes women who resemble Dame Edna. Obviously heartbroken, Mandy went under the knife expecting when she woke up she would see Dame Edna's reflection... As you can tell from the photograph above it went entirely wrong and now she looks like Pete Burns... It is believed he now has an AVO against her.

Insiders close to Mandy claim she is planning to sue the surgeon for every penny he has.

Ashley Goes Off The Deep End?

By: Gabby Smith
Just 2 weeks after suffering a miscarriage, heiress BeverlyHillsHei has been partying hard!

A friend says, "A lot of people are worried about Ashley's well being. She has been partying too hard and drinking a lot and when she drinks, she drinks to get drunk! We strongly believe it's due to the miscarriage. She is still very devastated and in a very fragile state. She has also fallen back into old habits such as smoking cigarettes and hardly eating anything."

Just 2 days ago, Ashley was spotted stumbling out of XCIX night club and fell down drunk and had to be carried the rest of the way to her car by one of her bodyguards! Yikes!

Another friend says, "Not only are we worried about Ashley, but we are also worried about her fiance .SAMtheMAN.! He also has been hitting the bottle pretty hard. And like Ashley, he also has gotten back to smoking cigarettes. Nasty!"

Hopefully they'll be able to gain control before things start to go majorly down hill.

Ashley Suffers Miscarriage

By: Gabby Smith
Sad news to report, heiress BeverlyHillsHei has suffered a miscarriage!

Her publicist released a statement saying, "Sadly, Ashley has indeed suffered a miscarriage. The father of the child, .SAMtheMAN. is at Ashley's side as I speak. Thank you to all her fans for the prayers, thoughts, and support."

Wow. So sad. Sadly miscarriage is not an uncommon thing and we hope Ashley and Sam are okay. The Elite News team sends Ashley and Sam our condolences.

Mary's Suicide Attempt!!

By: Baya Nikolas
Photo Credit: TYLERCON

*GRAPHIC DISCRETION ADVISED*

Writemarycat was on Ustream with her fans last night and while live on webcam she attempted suicide in front of all her viewers!!

Sources close to the star say while on a press tour, Mary had gotten severely depressed and began drinking every night when she found out that her ex-fiance MadWorld had began dating Kahlen08Heiress after just weeks from her public break-up with Chad on Valentines Day. Mary and Chad had been dating on and off for the past 2 years and this time Chad made it clear it would be over for good. Things got even worse when Mary returned to the mansion she used to share with Chad, which had been decorated with photos of Chad and her while they were together.

So, the first think she did was pull out a bottle of Vodka began drinking and then she turned on her Mac and began a live webcam chat with her fans to keep her comfort. She then went to her bedroom and put on the wedding dress she had planned to wear, which was designed by a close friend Manolo.DiCicco. Mary then took off her engagement ring and sat it on a stool and then she stood up on the stool and tied a rope around her neck and a beam on her ceiling. Luckly the rope failed to hold and Mary collasped to the floor, her live viewers contacted an amubulance for help. Mary had minor injuries and has since been sent to a rehab treatment facility for further help.

Suicide is never the answer.