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March 10, 2010

John Behind Bars!

By: Gabby Smith
After being in and out of rehab to treat his sex addiction, John2_el_mejor relapsed into his bad habit by picking up a hooker by the name of Staci Brown.

Unfortunately, police were patrolling the area and watched this event take place. Police followed John's car into a parking lot where the two engaged in lewd conduct. Both were arrested.

John's bail is set to $5,000 and is facing jail time. His court date is scheduled for June.

4 comments:

  1. This post is hilarious Gabby!
    Poor John, lol.

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  2. Anonymous3/10/2010

    I heard Staci Brown is an alias for Fever Cole...

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  3. Lol, this is so funny.
    Hope he's in stable condition.

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